As said by a Kindergarten — Kinder quotes

This page is dedicated to the collection of quotes I remember or have written down from my Kindergarten students.  This will be continuously updated.

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>>Student: “Ms. GH my mouth hurts”

Me: “Try not to touch it”

Student:”But it hurts when I burp, and I burp a lot”

 

 

>>Student: “So you drive a toyota?”

>> Me: “Can anyone tell me a word that starts with O?”

Student: “Oh!  I know!  Oxyclean!”

 

 

>>>Student: “Ms GH, he put this in my butt” (shows me a pen, and points at the student beside him)

 

>>>Me: does anyone have questions or comments about the story? yes Lexy?

Student: “I love you”

 

 

>>> Student: “You know my mom’s tooth fairy is poor now, because she lost all her teeth”

 

>>>”Ms. GH you know Chihuahua is a state where my grandparents live not like a real Chihuahua its like a state.”

 

>>> I was showing the students a picture of an old broken down bus and was asking them what they noticed about the bus…

Student: “The bus is jacked”

Me: “The bus is jacked? broken?”

Student: “Yeah it’s jacked up”

 

 

>>>> Student: “Ms. GH do you have any kids?”

Me: “No”

Other student: “Ms. GH are you a teenager?”

Me: Laugh “No, why do you think that?”

Student: ” Because you are tall”

 

>>>>Student: “MS. GH! YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN!”

why thank you Angel but I thought my H&M parachute pants were fashionable

 

>>>>Me:  “I babysit last night, do you guys know what a babysitter is?”

Student: Yeah a babysitter is someone who watches the kids while their parents go to work”

Me: “Yup”

Other student: “Yeah just like Ms. GH babysits us while our parents go to work”

Me: “ha yup!”

 

>>>Student: “When my cousins say they don’t want to be my friend, they’re still stuck in the family”

 

>>> Student holding his privates: “I am never going to play soccer again”

 

>>>Student: “Have you heard about a fish sandwich?”

Me: “yes?”

 

>>>>Student: “I like it!”

Me: “I see that you picked your scab of your nose”

Student: “Yeah, I like to eat scabs”

 

>>>>Me: “If your mom did that you probably would think she was silly”

students: “If my m0m did that, I would think she was CRAZY!”

 

 

>>>>Student that wants to actually try to lift me up: “I actually like picking up teachers”

 

>>>Student: “Is that a girl or a woman?”

 

>>>>Me to my tutoring group: “Maybe if you guys are good I will bring you a treat for our last tutoring session!

Student in my tutoring group: “Like Chinese food?”

Me: “Um no”

 

 

>>>>Student: “If I get a dog I am naming it Ms. GH”

Me:” Thanks?”

 

>>>>Student: Did you know that Justin Bieber drive much fast”
Leonardo: “Yeah then he went to jail!”

 

>>>>>Only white student in class during snack eating hot Cheetos: “I’m getting used to hot things”

 

>>>>Leonardo: “At lunch I threw up celery skin”

 

 

>>>>Leonardo: “When I grow up I want to be a teenager”

 

unnamed-2 this special Xylophone and it’s stick..

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